I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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