Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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