Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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