The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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