Do vagina's smell?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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