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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off

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• (626): View more from California

  Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?

  (917): View more from New York City

  what kind of party is this?

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  the best kind ever

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?

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• (716): View more from New York

  When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.

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• (951): View more from California

  Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia

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