ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.