Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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