How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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