Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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