we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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