Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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