BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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