Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well you can't waste a boner
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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