Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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