Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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