AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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