I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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