the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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