Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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