Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
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