Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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