he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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