Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize