im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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