gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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