so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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