yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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