Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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