Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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