how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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