HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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