Where is the hickey?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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