He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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