Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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