you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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