so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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