i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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