it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
40s are totally the cure
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He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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