physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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