Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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