i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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