I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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