At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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