i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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