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  also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)

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• (805): View more from California

  Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.

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  Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?

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  You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.

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• (530): View more from California

  Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell

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  please tell me you are kidding me

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?

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• (518): View more from New York

  Wow. Last night.

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  I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"

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• (661): View more from California

  I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.

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• (310): View more from California

  Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?

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• (415): View more from California

  Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?

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