also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?