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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag

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  I need new friends

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable

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• (352): View more from Florida

  One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Do you have paint?

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  Paint? I wish

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  OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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• (818): View more from California

  We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.

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  I will find you...

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  We're going to party like we don't have spanx on

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.

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