I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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