marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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