how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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