man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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