they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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