You made me cry and you don't even care
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
