Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
How naked do you want me to be?
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