is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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