i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Can Purell be used as lube?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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