we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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