i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
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I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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