Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
His nipple licking is glorious
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